| TECHNOLOGY |
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Einstein
Robot Most Realistic Yet
Prosthetics, millions of
transistors and
Einstein's actual brain
add to realism. |
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| POLITICS |
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Conservatives Issue 10-Point
Checklist for All GOP Candidates
Any prospective Republican running for
office must oppose: |
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health
reform |
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abortion |
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taxes |
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cap
and trade |
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entitlements |
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6. |
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mandates |
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7. |
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regulations |
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foreign
aid |
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disarmament |
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10. |
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litmus
tests |
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| MEDIA |
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 Lou
Dobbs Hints at Presidential Run
in 2012
Could draw considerable number of
birthers away from Palin. |
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| FEATURE |
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| By declaring profits in
offshore tax havens,
Goldman Sachs will now
pay the U.S. government
at a rate of: |
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A ) |
25% |
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B ) |
15% |
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C ) |
10% |
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D ) |
1% |
| Hint: they
would have paid less, but
they wanted us all to
know how deeply grateful
they are for the billions
in bailouts. |
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| SPORTS |
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Exposed: Huge Soccer
Game-Fixing Scandal
Hundreds of players paid to run up and
down field, hardly ever scoring. |
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New Study
Finds More Attractive
Athletes More Likely to
Win
Larry Bird could
not be reached for
comment. |
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