| SCIENCE |
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 Find:
Neanderthal Men Wore Makeup
Took forever to get
ready. |
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Y Chromosome Most Rapidly
Evolving in Humans
Soon, men may ask for directions. |
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Egypt's Pyramids Not Built by
Slaves, Says New Research
Built by guys pharaoh picked up outside
local rock foundry. |
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 Find
Suggests Old Testament Written
300 Years Earlier Than Thought
Panned by critics when released,
all-time best-seller slowly
developed “cult”
following. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Mark
McGwire Admits Using Steroids
Had to take them just to admit
it. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is a Cadillac Health
Plan? |
| A ) | a plan which
costs more but has better
benefits. |
| B ) | a plan which
costs the same but has
better benefits. |
| C ) | a plan which
has the same benefits but
costs more. |
| Hint: it's
not for people who live
in their Cadillac. |
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| RELIGION |
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Vatican Not Pleased About
“Avatar”
“It's no Exorcist,” says Pope. |
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| ART |
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Italian
Doctor: “Mona
Lisa” Smile Due to
High Cholesterol
Infrared analysis reveals
half-eaten cannoli in
lower right corner. |
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