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Bleak for 3-D
Something about the glasses. |
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Report: Palin
Wants $1 Million Per Show
for Her Alaska Series
Its working title:
“Gold Mine.” |
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 Michael
Jackson in 10-Year, $250
Million Pact With Sony
Late pop star unearthed
for gruesome contract
signing. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Walmart Selling White Barbie for
Twice as Much as Black Barbie
Says Black Barbie has an attitude. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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 MIT Makes
Computer Chip From Molecules
Then promptly loses it. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Women in Poorer
Countries
Prefer Manly Men
In richer countries prefer girlie men. |
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Study: Dogs Understand
Each Other's Growls
Average dog has 400-growl vocabulary. |
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Study: When Attractive Women
Near, Young Men Take More Risks
Like saying, “Hi!” |
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 Massive
Head of Amenhotep
Discovered Near Luxor
Next to massive Amenhotep
Gift Shop. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Agriculture Department Didn't
Enforce Penalties Against Those
Who Falsely Claimed Their
Products Organic
Like All-Natural Organic Lucky Charms. |
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Drinking Wine May Help
Women Control Their Weight
If it makes them doze off before dessert. |
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