| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Administration Stung by Criticism of Its
Inadequate Response to Oil Spill
Shown: President gathering tar balls on beach. |
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Utah Governor Uses Twitter to
Confirm Execution by Firing Squad
Demonstrating how far we've come as a
society. |
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| LAW |
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Report: Blacks Regularly
Excluded From Southern Juries
To compensate, they're hauled into court
more often than whites. |
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| SPORTS |
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North Korea
Out of World Cup
Despite strong fan
support from defectors. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The federal judge who
overturned Obama’s
ban on deepwater drilling
collects about $85,000 a
year in dividends from: |
| A ) | blue chip
mutual funds |
| B ) | a balanced
portfolio of stocks and
bonds |
| C ) | Non US-based
global equity funds |
| D ) | Non US-based
equity funds based on
Mars |
| E ) | big oil
companies doing deepwater
drilling |
| Hint: Mars
does not allow investors
from other planets to
hold Mars-based equities. |
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| RELIGION |
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Poll: 40% of Americans Believe
Jesus Will Return by 2050
If Cubs win World Series. |
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