| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Marilyn
Monroe Chest X-Rays Sell for
$45,000
Topping $35,000 paid last year for pelvis of
Elvis. |
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| POLITICS |
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Democratic Party
Field-Testing
Mid-Term Election Slogans
Best so far: |
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It could have been a lot
worse. |
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2. |
Standing up to the GOP,
except for those who aren’t. |
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3. |
Not crazy about the war,
but.... |
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4. |
BP: totally not our fault. |
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5. |
Sweeping financial reform,
sort of. |
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| ART |
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Art Historian: Botticelli's
Venus and Mars Depicts Hallucinogenic
Romp
Although Venus hasn't gotten off yet. |
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| FEATURE |
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What the hell is this? |
| A ) | Schematic
for the hydrogen bomb. |
| B ) | DNA of first
cloned sheep. |
| C ) | Bad dream he
had in 1972 illustrated
by Rube Goldberg. |
| D ) | Chart
presented by General
David Petraeus to explain
how COIN works. |
| Hint: Rube
Goldberg died in 1970. |
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| RELIGION |
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New Research: Jesus May Not
Have Died on Cross
Christians will be advised what changes,
if any, to expect. |
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