| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Rumor:
Fox News Upset With Glenn Beck
Network fears he's promoting
himself, not Fox's “fair and
balanced” agenda. |
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| FACTOID |
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Only 52% of Americans Say
They're Married
In an informal survey at a local tavern. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Las Vegas Hotel “Death
Ray” Reflects Sun from Windows onto
Guests at Pool
General Manager Darth Vader says news reports
“ludicrously overstate actual power
of Death Ray.” |
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| SPORTS |
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Study: Humans Approaching
Their Peak Athletic Performance
Until then, expect ticket prices to keep
going up. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The Navy’s new
Virginia Class Nuclear
Submarines come with a
super-stealth outer
coating which makes them
run quieter, absorbing
sonar impulses.
What’s wrong with
this coating? |
| A ) | It’s
very expensive. |
| B ) | It’s
difficult to apply. |
| C ) | It falls
apart underwater. |
| Hint: But it
works great in dry dock. |
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| RELIGION |
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 Druidism
Recognized as Religion in UK
Druids can no longer be penalized
for leaving work early on
solstices. |
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