| PEOPLE |
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Video of
Miley Cyrus Smoking Bong
at Party Goes Viral
Now tweens all want
bongs. |
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Jim Morrison Pardoned by Florida
Governor for Indecent Exposure
Transferred from Ninth Circle of Hell to Eighth. |
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| MEDIA |
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Leaked Fox News Memo: Network
Discouraged Use of Term “Public
Option”
In favor of “Stalinist Death
Machine.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Jobs Outlook Grim
Unemployment rate for robots hits 12%. |
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 General
Mills Reduces Sugar in Cereals
Makes boxes smaller. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Evidence Mounting for
Intelligent
Life on Earth-Like Planets
But not on Earth. |
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 Mysterious
X-37B Space Plane Returns
From 7 Months in Orbit
Secretive mission's goal:
raise suspicions about
our space program. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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U.S. Life Expectancy Falls
Slightly in ‘08
Social Security solvency improves
slightly. |
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J&J Recalls Rolaids “Softchews”
After Reports of Wood, Metal
Bits Found
Rolaids “Crunchies,” with
pebbles and small pieces of plastic, still
available. |
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One-Third of Men 75-95 Consider Sex
“At Least Somewhat
Important”
Other two-thirds consider sex “the only
thing I ever think about.” |
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