| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Afghanistan: Buzkashi
Championships Begin Under
Cloud of Scandal |
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Apparently
some of the horsemen
fighting over a headless goat
carcass are juiced. |
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Austrian Homeowner Discovers
Incredible Treasure Digging
In His Yard
Writes book telling readers how to find
incredible treasure digging in their
yards. |
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| SPORTS |
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MLB Takes Over Day-to-Day
Operations of Dodgers
All hit-and-run, pickoff, steal signs
will be called remotely from league
headquarters. |
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Robot
Throws Out First Pitch at Major
League Game
Local students developed robot
under grant from team owners, who
hope to some day see more robots
in the game. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| Plutocracy n.
a system of government in which the rich,
or the very rich, or a real small
percentage of the population at the very
top of the....oh, heck, just look at the
colorful chart: |
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| LAW |
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Bratz Wins
Stunner in U.S. Court,
Mattel Considers Its Options
According to Well-Appeal Barbie. |
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