| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Most Powerful
H-Bomb in US Arsenal Dismantled
By a crack crew of mechanics who are sure-handed
and, if the situation calls for it, can run fast. |
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 Three-Eyed
Fish Discovered Near Argentinian Nuclear Facility
“It's just life imitating art,” chuckles
plant's spokesman. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Americans Now Owe More on Student Loans
Than on Credit Cards
More research on subject must be done by
grad students in hock up to their eyeballs. |
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| CRIME |
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Woman Stabbed Boyfriend Over Alleged
Monopoly Cheating
Went directly to jail, did not pass Go,
did not collect $200. |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Boeing Dreamliner
Impresses Airlines After Maiden Voyage
First commercial jet designed to charge extra for
pillows, blankets. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is this? |
| A ) | Cheerleader mascot
who appears at college football games. |
| B ) | Corporate mascot
hired to appear at company picnics |
| C ) | One of several DHS
mascots hired (annual cost: $2.6 million) to appear at family
friendly outreach events. |
| Hint: Your tax dollars at work! |
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| SPORTS |
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Golf Makes Changes to Some
Ancient Rules
For one, players will no longer be required to
dress like a Florida retiree. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Europe's Attention
Turns to Italy in Debt Crisis
Italian Parliament (right) begins debate. |
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