| PEOPLE |
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 Kim
Jong-un Takes Over, Makes Immediate
Changes
Replaces all his father's Looney Tunes
videos with his collection of Baby Looney
Tunes DVDs. |
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| POLITICS |
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Gingrich Says He Received Only $35,000
a Year From Freddie Mac
For 40 years. |
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 Pro-Adultery
Website Endorses Gingrich
Despite his vow to be faithful to his third wife. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Koch Industries Hopes to Fill
2500 Jobs
Mostly in vote-suppression. |
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AT&T Bows to Pressure, Ends
Bid for T-Mobil
“Our dream of a monopoly is over,”
says spokesman. |
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 $2 Million Gold
Rolls-Royce Unveiled
Drawing oohs and aahs from dictators, drug
dealers, One Percenters. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Gene Isolated in Mice That
Gives Them “Super Memories”
And boy do they remember having those
genes isolated. |
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 NASA
Activates Humanoid on Space Station
Intelligent robot pre-loaded with
5,000 “knock-knock” jokes. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Confirmed: Apple, Grape Juice Contain
Too Much Arsenic
Industry's response: let consumers decide how much
arsenic they want. |
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Government Won't Allow Girls 16 and Under
Plan B Pill Without Prescription
Okays sale of Viagra to junior high school boys. |
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Study: 1 in 5 Americans Has
Hearing Loss
And they're the ones who vote. |
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| Vocabulary
Builders |
| Compromise n.,
1. Agreement allowing people with different opinions to
coexist peacefully. 2. Spineless caving in to pressure,
abandoning your principles, surrender. |
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