|Hologram of Tupac
Shakur Wows Crowd at Music Festival
Later, hologram of lawyer representing late rapper's estate
appears, demands $100,000.
|Time Releases Its 100 Most
Influential People in the World
Not one of them has ever read Time.
|Blamed for Bee Collapse, Monsanto Buys
Leading Bee Research Firm
To report on many beneficial effects
of pesticides on bees.
|Business Travelers Fly Less,
As extramarital affairs require more and
Says It Has Stopped Using Red
Dye Made From Crushed Bugs
But will continue to use pureed bat feces.
|Fracking Linked to Six-Times
Rise in Number of Earthquakes
But it could reduce our dependence
on foreign fracking.
|Study: Shakespeare Makes
Much smarter than those idiots who think
they're getting smarter listening to Mozart.
|HEALTH / MEDICINE
|Experts: Woman's 2.2 Gallon
a Day Coca-Cola Habit May
Have Contributed to Her Death
Company calls allegation junk science.
|More Communities Have Accepted
More Republicans have accepted
Mobile Service Promises Recovery From
Drunkenness in 45 Minutes
Or your wallet back.