| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Sale: DARPA's Mysterious Stealth Ship
“Sea Shadow”
For the man who has everything
but world domination. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Facebook Wants Users to Identify
Themselves if They're Organ Donors
Mark Zuckerberg might need your
liver some day. |
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| SPORTS |
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Critics Rail Against Rise in Sports Violence
And high ticket prices. |
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NCAA May Delay Changes to Academic
Requirements
Especially one requiring defensive linebackers
to pass reading test. |
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 NFL Dumps
Pro Bowl Due to Fan Disinterest
Will replace it with Pro Lingerie Bowl. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What the Hell is this? |
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| A ) | Board game
popular with the Romney family for après ski. |
| B ) | Another example
of what it means to be very successful. |
| C ) | Power point
presentation by Bernard Madoff. |
| D ) | Chart showing
connections between Mitt Romney, his son Tagg Romney,
his chief fundraiser Spencer Zwick, the Romney campaign
fund, and a notorious Ponzi scheme which wiped out the
savings of thousands of retirees. |
| Hint: it’s only a game if your savings
weren’t wiped out. |
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