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 Prince Charles
Delivers Weather Report on Scottish TV
Camilla does sports. |
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| FACTOID |
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U.S. Leads All Developed
Nations in Percentage of
Low-Wage Workers
We're the model others aspire to. |
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| FASHION |
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Latest Trend: Clothes to
Conceal Your Gun
And you thought the NRA wasn't fashion-conscious. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Mascot Olympics Begin
Shown: quarterfinals of the 400 Intermediate Hurdles. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In what country did Romney
have the patriotic “We Stand United”
pins made that he boasted about this week? |
| A ) | Right here in the U.S. of A! |
| B ) | Real, real close to here, just south of the border in Mexico. |
| C ) | Practically right here, a bit north, in Canada. |
| D ) | Mars. |
| E ) | China. |
| Hint: not here, not near, and not on another planet. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Extremely
Tanned New Jersey Mom Gets
Her Own Action Figure
Tanning Parlor, melanomas sold
separately. |
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