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New York Penthouse Sells for
Record $90 Million
Comes with high ceilings, panoramic view,
woman. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Pentagon Restricts Flights of Problem-
Plagued F-22 Raptor, World’s Most
Expensive Jet Fighter
It will only fly at air shows. |
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| RELIGION |
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Things You Probably Didn’t Know About
Mormon Beliefs: In Heaven, Only
Mormons Are Allowed to Have Sex
Are you ready to convert yet? |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Hotel Offers
Skype for Dog Owners
After overwhelming demand. |
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| A federal appeals court has
ruled that the shadowy, tax-exempt organizations
running political ads must disclose their donors.
In response, these groups will: |
| A ) | disclose their donors. |
| B ) | think about it. |
| C ) | conduct thoughtful,
probing self-examinations, questioning their own ethical and
philosophical foundations. |
| D ) | find more loopholes. |
| Hint: “Where there's an impasse,
there's a way out.” – old Zen proverb popular
with lawyers. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Finally, a
Manual iPad for the Over-90 Crowd!
Not everyone on this planet grew up with a
computer, let alone an electric typewriter, so
this timely invention will satisfy those of us
who prefer to slowly and carefully consider
our words before committing them to Twitter.
$800, at Centaur Sales. |
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