| MISCELLANEOUS |
 |
 Man Orders
Flat-Screen TV From Amazon, Receives Assault
Rifle Instead
Furious, he goes on shooting rampage which is
covered live and viewed on his flat-screen TV
by angry guy who ordered rifle, who also
goes on shooting rampage, but with his old rifle. |
|
|
Boy Scouts Circle Wagons on Gay
Scout Ban
Scout Law modified to read: “A scout is trustworthy,
loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient,
cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, reverent, and straight.” |
| |
| TECHNOLOGY |
|
17-Year-Old Repeats as National Texting
Champ, Wins Another $50,000
And you thought your teenager was wasting her time. |
| |
| SPORTS |
|
Olympics End
Americans happily return to inches, feet, yards, miles. |
|
 |
| Romney: Ryan will appeal to the
“better angels of the American people.”
Identify the following angels with their descriptions |
 |
| A ) | Angel who will take away your Medicare. |
| B ) | Angel who will eliminate capital gains taxes for the Super Rich. |
| C ) | Angel who voted against the Dream Act. |
| D ) | Angel who wants to reinstate Don't Ask, Don't Tell. |
|
|
|
| |
| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
|
 Hundreds of
Naked Bike Riders Take Over San Francisco
Streets
Dorothy to Toto: “I don't think we're
in Kansas anymore.” |
|
|
