 FACEBOOK SHARES TUMBLE
Mark Zuckerberg moves back in with parents. |
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Pope’s Butler Will Face Trial
For Leaking Documents
Showing Corruption, Power
Struggles Inside Vatican
Verdict may hinge on subtle difference
between “perfect” and “infallible.” |
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Saudi Arabia Building
City for Women Only
For Saudi women who want to wear tank tops
and drive. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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 Parts of Amelia
Earhart's Plane Possibly Spotted in Pacific
Although it could be Romney's tax returns. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Justice Dept. Finds No Reason to
Prosecute Anyone at Goldman Sachs
Also finds no reason to continue holding Ted
Kaczynski. |
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Gun-Carrying Colorado U. Students
To Live in Separate Dorms
Knife-wielding students have their own dorms. |
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| REMINDER |
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Ask your grandkids how their
private social security accounts are doing. |
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| POLITICS |
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Obama to Romney: Release Just
Five Years of Tax Returns
Or at least show us your sacred underpants. |
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After Denials, Ryan Admits
Lobbying for Stimulus Funds
“I have apologized to my family,” he says. |
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Research: 3-5% Still Undecided
Say they see little difference between greedy
Mormon faceman and Kenyan commie mole. |
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