Rejoins Board at Marriott
He'll help them pare their workforce.
|86-Year-Old Hugh Hefner Getting
Married to 26-Year-Old
When he's 100 she'll be forty, at which point
he may start looking for someone younger.
|Fox Drops Karl Rove, Dick Morris
They're immediately signed by Satan News Service.
|Apple Says It Will Make Some of
Its Products in U.S.
And move thousands of Chinese workers here.
|WalMart Deemed Safety
Improvements to Bangladeshi
Factory Not Financially Feasible
Deemed financially feasible: insurance
to cover material losses in case factory
catches fire and kills 112 workers who
can't escape due to lack of safety
|Our Universe May be Just One of
Infinite Number of Universes
If so, all contracts stipulating throughout
known universe in perpetuity would have
to be renegotiated.
|Icebergs Scoured Florida
During Ice Age
Say some long-time residents.
Probe Encounters Unexpected Magnetic Highway
at Edge of Solar System
Where Planet Earth is just an obscure roadside attraction.
|North Korea Says it Plans Launch of Satellite
Into Low Earth Orbit
Last one ended up in extremely low earth
|New Technology Will Project
Data Onto a Contact Lens
Allowing you to stare into the eyes of your
dinner companion while reading a suggestive
text message from someone at another table.