| PEOPLE |
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 Jessica Simpson Confirms
She's Pregnant Again
And says this time she knows how it happened. |
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 France: Gerard Depardieu
Says He's Moving to Belgium to Avoid Paying Higher
Taxes
He's purchased a time-share with Mitt Romney. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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ABC Developing Series Based on
Early Years of Justin Bieber
And final years of Western Civilization. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Sales of Assault
Rifle Used in School Massacre Soar
It was the number one gift under the Christmas tree. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Physicists: We're Closer
To Quantum Computing
And awesome baseball stats. |
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Study: Hands Evolved to
Help Us Punch
Say paleontologists at Bruce Lee University. |
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1,000-Year-Old Dog Discovered
Mummified in Mexico
Chased 1,000-year-old ball into road, run
over by 1,000-year-old chariot. |
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| REMINDER |
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There are still a few hours
left to follow through on last year's New Year's
resolutions. |
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| FACTOID |
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10% of All Photos Ever Taken
Were Taken in Last 12 Months
Most of them vulgar. |
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| EDUCATION |
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AP Poll: 4 in 10 Adults Say They Hated
Math in School
Other 7 didn't like it much, either. |
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