| MISCELLANEOUS |
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UN: Major Resolution Passes Unanimously
Every member backs resolution condemning cats. |
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| FACTOID |
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Reality TV Fans More
Likely to Use Tanning Beds
Than, say, opera lovers. |
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| SPORTS |
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Study of Basketball Referees Concludes
Blowing Whistles Harms Their Hearing
Finding pleases those funding study, the National
Basketball Players Association. |
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 New “Smart”
Basketball Already Being Used by High
Schools, Colleges
Locates basket, goes there. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Democrats now have a supermajority
in both houses of the California Legislature for the first time
since 1883. The reason for this is: |
| A ) | shifting demographics. |
| B ) | more effective voter outreach. |
| C ) | redistricting. |
| D ) | después de la lluvia sale el sol. |
| Hint: ¡que sorpresa! |
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| RELIGION |
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Cardinal Mahony’s Response to
Grass Roots Campaign Asking
Him to Renounce Right to Elect
New Pope: “God Bless You”
Or, in Latin, “Go fuck yourself.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Mexican Border
Police Confiscate Marijuana Cannon
Purchased at American gun show as T-shirt cannon. |
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