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 Toilet Training's
Easy With New iPotty!
Your toddler can choose from thousands of potty
training videos, as well as watch cartoons, play
games, listen to music or download instructions
to make a nuclear bomb. $299 at The Digital Diaper. |
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 “My First Rifle”
Introduces the Barney Set to Firearms
These adorable .22 caliber jobs really work, just
check the rising number of accidental manslaughter
cases. And, as everyone knows, the only thing
that stops a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler
with a gun. $59.99, no background check required. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Thousands
Busted in Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma
After inhaling smoke drifting eastward from Denver
pot holiday celebration (above). |
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| FEATURE |
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What is this?
Benetton
The Children’s Place
Mango Primark
Joe Fresh Apparel
JCPenney
The Dress Barn
Walmart
Bonmarché |
| A ) | Great shopping experiences |
| B ) | Hottest retailers of 2012 |
| C ) | Partial list of places
supplied by the Bangladesh factory which collapsed, killing
hundreds of criminally underpaid workers |
| Hint: “criminally” is a
vague term, really it’s in the eye of the beholder |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 IBM Scientists
Create Movie Using Atoms
Instead of what they were supposed to be
doing, so they're given pink slips. |
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