| ART |
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 Artist Whose Dot
Paintings Sell for Up to $3.4 Million
Issues Catalogue Listing Which Are Painted by Him
And Which by Assistants
And which by robots, computer programs, copying machines.
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| LAW |
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Lawsuit Wants to Make Song
“Happy Birthday” Public Domain
Current owner has collected $189,046,553,009.85 in
royalties this past month. |
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| POLL |
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Majority Doesn't Mind Being
Spied Upon
Or mentally undressed for that matter. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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 Sales of 1984 Up 6,000% Since
Surveillance Revelations
And if you bought a copy, your government already
knows all about it. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Why does immigration reform need 60
votes in the Senate? |
| A ) | Because our Founding
Fathers, in their wisdom, wrote that into the Constitution. |
| B ) | Because our overlords
on Mars have commanded it. |
| C ) | Because sometime
in the last century, some Senators decided it would a good idea
to use on rare occasions, but Republicans have used it a record
380 times (a/o 1/30/13) since Democrats became a majority in 2006. |
| Hint: It ain't in the Constitution, and our overlords
on Mars couldn't care less. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Post Office's
Mr. Zip Celebrates 50th Birthday
Although word arrives three days late. |
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