| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Netherlands: Dozens
Run Naked in Support of Imprisoned Rock Band Pussy
Riot
As predicted by Nostradamus. |
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China: Visit Your Parent Law
Means Adult Children Can Be Sued
If They Don’t Show Up
U.S. mulling law where adult children can
be sued if they don't leave. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball Suspends Every
Player for Life
Fans approve of new “get tough” policy. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 New Zealand Man
Building 3-D Printed Aston Martin
To tool around town with his inflatable woman. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which famous celebrity once
rolled a watermelon down the aisle in a
classroom? |
| A ) | Robert Downey Jr. |
| B ) | Mel Gibson |
| C ) | Lindsey Lohan |
| D ) | Iranian Premier Hassan Rouhani |
| Hint: Who knows what he’ll do to the Great Satan. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 OJ Wins Parole on Some Charges, But
Will Remain in Prison 4 More Years,
Despite Claim He Was Poorly Represented
“Years ago I did much worse stuff and Johnnie
Cochran got me off.” |
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