| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Apple Introduces iPhone With
Fingerprint Scanning
Plus app to run background check on
your date. |
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McDonald’s Testing Food-Ordering App
For Mobile Phones
Also cholesterol-delivery system that goes
straight to your arteries, without time-
consuming eating process. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Putin: Beloved Composer Tchaikovsky
Gay, Proving Russians Not Homophobic
Later, gangs of homophobes burn Tchaikovsky
albums, sheet music in ten Russian cities. |
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| EDUCATION |
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California’s Common Core Curriculum
Standards to Eliminate Cursive Writing
Except for autographs. |
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| SPORTS |
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Support Grows
for Paying College Athletes
In checks rather than cash. |
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| FEATURE |
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STUDY: WEALTHY HAVE
GREATEST SHARE OF
ECONOMIC PIE SINCE 1928
The year pie charts were invented. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Mercedes Announces Successful 62-Mile
Trip of Driverless Car
Pulled over for speeding by driverless police car. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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First Lady
Asks Americans to Drink More Water
Whiskey and water ok. |
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