| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Digital Lollipop
Simulates All Primary Taste Sensations
Future model will also stain your tie. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: 40% of Women Would Rather
Give Up Sex For a Year Than Be Without Their
Cellphone For a Weekend
Among married women it's 100%. |
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| SPORTS |
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Report: 2022 World Cup Stadiums in Dubai
Being Built by Forced Labor
But nine years from now each of those forced laborers,
or their next of kin, will receive a free ticket to an early
round game. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Charles
Manson to Marry
Plans small wedding, with just family. |
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| JPMorgan Chase agreed to a $13
billion settlement with the government over fraud selling
shoddy mortgage investments, the biggest payout in
U.S. history. This agreement was |
| A ) | a tough
display of new aggressiveness from the Justice
Department in demanding accountability from the banks. |
| B ) | a big
break for people still struggling to pay underwater
mortgages. |
| C ) | a sweetheart
deal. |
| Hint: stock in JPMorgan Chase
went up .7% on announcement of the deal. What
does that tell you? |
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| Who said “Newspapers are
dying, and that’s not a bad thing.” |
| A ) | The Koch brothers |
| B ) | The Marx brothers |
| C ) | Wyoming Senatorial
hopeful Liz Cheney |
| Hint: She won't be a bridesmaid at
her sister's wedding. |
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