| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Kanye West Introduces New Virtual
Currency, Coinye West, to Compete
With Bitcoin
Not to be confused with JayzDollas,
Eminemoney and 50Cents. |
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Florida to Pass New York in Population
New York's sewers will still have more alligators. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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NSA Building Quantum Computer That
Can Crack Any Kind of Encryption
Will be available as an app in 2016. |
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| FACTOID |
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300 Wealthiest Individuals on Earth
Have $3.7 Trillion
They meet once a year in a strip mall
in the Cayman Islands, where they all
have post office boxes. |
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| SPORTS |
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Brazil in Race With Poor Planning,
Criminal Negligence, Widespread
Corruption, to Complete Stadiums in
Time for World Cup
Poor planning, criminal negligence,
widespread corruption favored to win. |
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| On IMAX or iPhone,
do not miss these “Best of the Best Films
of 2014” |
| Same Sex Bride
of Frankenstein - Funny to some, scary to others,
this timely tale is a likeable mish-mosh of bad ideas
and good set design. |
| 50 Shades of Miley
Cyrus - an uninhibited romp/tongue-in-cheek
homage to pedophilia that strives mightily to twerk
your interest. |
| Hobbit IV: The
Interminable Journey - Peter Jackson's four-hour
slog through mind-boggling special effects and
mind-numbing dialogue. |
| Sex Toy Story
- Make no mistake, this instant classic from Disney's
Adult Animation Division will do for dildos what Nemo
did for fish. |
| Also in 2014: Old
Lady Chatterley - the long-awaited sequel to 1977's
“Young Lady Chatterley.” The Final
End - billed as the end of the world movie to end
all end of the world movies. National Lampoon's
Funeral - Chevy Chase is hilarious as the corpse
in this one-joke confection. |
| As usual, the opinions
expressed herein by Mr. Movie are paid for and not
his own. |
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