| MUSIC |
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 New Theory: Bach's Wife Wrote
Some of His Greatest Works
Also wrote jokes for him when he
was called upon to speak. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Google Programmers Developing
Computer That Can Program Itself
Once it's fully operational, Google
plans to fire its programmers. |
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IBM Supercomputer Watson to Analyze
Every Tweet on Twitter
Looking for clues to meaning of life. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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New Book Calls for Florida, Georgia,
South Carolina to Secede and Form a
“Traditional Values” Country Called “Reagan”
A place without taxes or a minimum
wage, and no one mentions AIDS. |
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| EDUCATION |
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University of Pennsylvania Offering
Class on “Wasting Time on the Internet”
It's a required course for those majoring
in Ennui. |
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| What does this list represent? |
| 1. |
United Kingdom |
| 2. |
Switzerland |
| 3. |
Sweden |
| 4. |
Australia |
| 5. |
Germany |
| 6. |
The Netherlands |
| 7. |
New Zealand |
| 8. |
Norway |
| 9. |
France |
| 10. |
Canada |
| 11. |
U.S. |
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| A ) | The top industrialized nations in overall quality of cheese. |
| B ) | The top industrialized nations in overall quality of sweaters. |
| C ) | The top industrialized nations in overall quality of beer. |
| D ) | The top industrialized nations in overall quality of health care. |
| Hint: when was the last time you saw a doctor? |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Kim Jong-un
Visits Hello Kitty-Themed Orphanage
He's rumored to possess world's largest collection
of Hello Kitty products. |
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