| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Google
“Smart” Spoon Compensates
for Shaky Hand to Aid in Eating
Also being sold as Google “Gag” Spoon,
for big laughs at formal dinner parties. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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President of Turkey: Muslims
Discovered Americas in 1178
Deemed worthless — it had no holy places. |
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Deforestation Down 18% in
Amazon Last Year
E-book sales up 18% last year, reports Amazon. |
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| FACTOID |
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Poll: 42% Identify Themselves
As Independent
Though half secretly admit to being
conservative, other half liberal. |
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| LITERATURE |
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 France: Rare
Shakespeare Folio Discovered
It was buried under a stack of Cliffs Notes. |
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| SPORTS |
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After Disappointing Season, New
York Mets Move Fences In
Fans love it when outfielders crash into fence. |
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Football Attacked as Brutal,
Debilitating Sport
With some intriguing matchups this weekend. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 “Realistic”
Barbies Selling Quickly
To little girls with dreams of being frumpy. |
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