| PEOPLE |
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 Steve Jobs Testifies in Deposition
Years After His Death
Defends Apple's business practices,
then introduces three
“amazing” new products. |
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| BUSINESS |
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For First Time, Girl Scout
Cookies to Be Sold Online
Giving you an excuse to politely say
“no” when confronted by
the little brats. |
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Holiday Sales Disappointing
Most shoppers waiting until items
they want discarded by rich people. |
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Harvard Economist: Lefties
Earn Less Than Righties
Except in baseball. |
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 Amazon
Warehouses Using Robots
Instead of Humans to Sort Packages
However, union talk among robots may
change all that. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Disgraced and Broke, DNA Pioneer
James Watson Auctions Off
His Nobel Prize for $4.1 Million
Buyer will replace Watson's
name with his own. |
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 Archaeologists
Uncover 2000-Year-Old Sculpture
Depicting Unknown Roman God
For now at least, he's the God of Archaeology. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Pizza Hut Testing Menu That
Tracks Eye Movements to
Determine What You Want
“Subconscious Menu” can instantly
detect that you're craving a club sandwich,
onion rings and the waitress's ass. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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NHTSA Criticizes Chrysler for Not
Expanding Recalls of Cars With
Defective Passenger-Side Airbags
Company says passengers should ride in
back seat. |
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