| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 KFC Introduces
Edible Coffee Cup
Holds 8 oz. of undrinkable coffee. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Drones Being Used to Target Ads
Based on Your Exact Location
If your smartphone is trying to sell
you toilet paper, guess where you are. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Recently Discovered Unknown Sherlock
Holmes Story Has Its Doubters
They say it reads more like Basil Rathbone
than Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope Canonizes Junipero Serra,
Who Converted, Imprisoned,
Flogged Native Americans
Part of church's “tough love” program. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Pittsburgh
Pirates Issue Statement Distancing
Team From ISIS
Drop pitching prospect Mohammed
Emwazi from spring training roster. |
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| FEATURE |
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 The viral Internet sensation about a dress that looks
blue and black to some people and white and gold
to others proves once and for all: |
| A ) | Things are not always what they appear. |
| B ) | What you see is what you get. |
| C ) | Seeing is believing. |
| D ) | All of the above. |
| E ) | None of the above. |
| Hint: Who gives a flying crap? |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Catwoman Comes Out as
Bisexual in Latest Issue
Joining gay Green Lantern and
soon-to-be transgender Hulk in
LGBT pantheon of superheroes. |
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