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NEW PRODUCTS
An Artistic Way to Tell Time!
The Fibonacci Clock, designed by artists, displays the time with colored squares and rectangles instead of hands or digits and demonstrates elegantly why artists are always late. $249, at Waste of Time.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Apple Confirms New Watch
Won't Work Properly When
Worn Over Tattoo

Disappointing everyone under forty.
 
SPORTS
Mayweather-Pacquiao Rematch Already Under Discussion
This time with new promoter, P.T. Barnum.
NFL: Patriots Probably Deflated
Footballs on Purpose; Brady
Probably Knew

Team probably won Super Bowl.
 
EDUCATION
University of New Hampshire Offering Course on Deflategate
For students majoring in Physics, with a minor in Ethics.
FEATURE
Bank of America charges customers $12 if they accept a check written out to them by somebody else that bounces because:
A )Their customers should have known the check was no good.
B )The person who wrote the check had shifty-looking eyes.
C )It’s a lot more trouble than people realize for banks to deal with this kind of thing, for reasons you wouldn’t understand.
D )They can.
Hint: you have the option of keeping your money under your mattress.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Italian Police Create Picture
Of Jesus as a Boy

Hope it will help in identifying pedophile priests.

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