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 Rand Paul
Super PAC Ad Aimed at Specific Voter
The one who reads comic books. |
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Jeb Bush Still Undecided About Running
“Another $400 million would help,” he says in
moment of candor. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Postal Service Issues New Elvis Stamp
Warns public about Elvis impersonator stamps. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Market for Smartphones Near Saturation
in China
Market for bottled air still growing. |
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| REAL ESTATE |
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 Michael Jackson's Neverland
Ranch on Sale for $100 Million
Zoo animals, merry-go-round, Ferris
wheel, hyperbaric oxygen chambers
sold separately. |
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| SCIENCE |
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The Lancet: 50% of All Scientific Literature is False
One percent, if you don't count Dr. Oz. |
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Study: Chimps Choose Cooked
Food Over Raw When Given Chance
Send it back if it's not cooked enough. |
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 New Software
Finds One Fourth of All Tweets Not True
You should believe no more than three out of four tweets. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Study That Found Eating
Chocolate Can Help You Lose
Weight Was a Hoax
As was study claiming Boston cream pie cures rheumatism. |
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Groups Press FDA to Approve "Women’s
Viagra"
Just to see the commercials. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Report: Undercover Agents
Able to Get 95% of Mock
Weapons Through TSA Security
But wait forever for them in baggage claim. |
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