| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Highly Reflective
“Death Ray” Skyscraper in
London Causing Cars to Melt
Fortunately, sun rarely comes out in London. |
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After Outcry, India Lifts
Ban on Porn Sites
Kamasutra.com back in business. |
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| POLL |
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 Eleanor Roosevelt Beats Out
Harriet Tubman, Sacagawea as
Choice for $10 Bill
Kardashians come in 4th, 5th, 6th. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Update
Widely Criticized “Women's
Movement” Campaign
Replaces patronizing language, recipes,
clothing guide with self-defense advice
and names of lawyers who specialize in
domestic violence cases. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 These
Jeans Can Charge Your iPhone!
And change your life, assuming you don't
have one because you're chained to your
phone 24/7 and need it running full time
just to satisfy an unending thirst for superficial
information. $180, at Butt Simple. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Lexus Unveils First Hoverboard
Aimed at those who thought the Segway
was going to revolutionize civilization. |
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IBM Claims Watson Supercomputer Can
Gauge Your Personality With 100-Word Writing Sample
Found Hemingway suicidal. |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Airbus's Proposed Hypersonic Concorde
Will Fly From London to New York in 1 Hour
Frequent fliers would accrue valuable miles
and get younger in the process. |
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