 MARS HAS WATER
Still needs women. |
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Pope’s U.S. Visit Deemed
Huge Success
Fiat’s stock soars. |
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Spain Welcomes Back 3.5
Million Descendants of
Those Expelled in 1492
Says place hasn't been the same without
them. |
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| TRAVEL |
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South Dakota Tribe to Open
Nation's First Marijuana Resort
And first casino to use Oreos as chips. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Troubled Jeb Bush
Campaign in Panic Mode
May be forced to add an exclamation point or two. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Republicans Call for Action After
Latest Mass Killing
Round up, deport mentally ill. |
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VA Study: When Health Care
Is Equal, Blacks Outlive Whites
Concludes we should give it a try. |
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| REMINDER |
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Morbidly obese is the new pleasantly plump. |
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Asian Immigrants to Surpass Latino
Immigrants by Mid-Century
Chinese will become language we won’t
learn, replacing Spanish. |
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| POLITICS |
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Next Republican Debate to Have
Stricter Criteria for Inclusion
Candidates must have offended at
least one ethnic group or gender to
participate. |
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Tax Group: Trump's Tax
Plan Would Cost $12 Trillion
Over Ten Years
But at least we'd be rid of that pesky
estate tax. |
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