| TECHNOLOGY |
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 New Website Tells
Homebuyers if a House Could Be Haunted
Premium members receive cellphone alert if there
are zombies in the neighborhood. |
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With Autonomous Cars Inevitable,
Driving Schools Face Extinction
Some have begun converting to
passenger schools. |
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Pot-Smoking Teen Hacks
CIA Director's AOL Account
Receives lucrative job offer from China. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Shakespearean Scholars Unhappy
With Efforts to Update Shakespeare
“If everyone can understand it, we're
out of work,” says one. |
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| SPORTS |
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 American Pharoah Wins
$5 Million Breeders' Cup,
Retires to Stud
Jockey also hopes to retire to stud. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which of the following questions will be asked at the next Republican debate? |
| A ) | Do you have a practical plan to replace Obamacare? |
| B ) | Can you balance the budget by cutting taxes? |
| C ) | Are 99 out of 100 climate scientists wrong about global warming? |
| D ) | What are some of your best qualities? |
| Hint: enough with the negativity. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Art Exhibit
Mistaken for Trash by Museum Cleaning Woman
Thrown in Dumpster
Trash mistaken for art in different museum. |
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