| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Forget Google Glass and Virtual
Reality, This Thing Reads Your Mind!
The first mind-reading headset uses
your brainwaves to control virtual images
on a screen, meaning you can daydream
your own movies. Copyright, obscenity
laws still to be addressed. $349, at most
head shops. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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France Passes Bill Banning
“Excessively Thin“ Models
Despite fact you can never be too
excessively thin or too excessively rich. |
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Vatican: Catholic Church No
Longer Condones or Supports
Conversion of Jews
Finds them too argumentative. |
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| SPORTS |
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MLB Commissioner Upholds Pete
Rose's Lifetime Ban
Even though he's on his oldtimers fantasy
team and winning him thousands. |
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College
Football Season Ends
Only 142 bowl games left. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is this? |
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Richmond, Virginia |
| 2. |
Birmingham, Alabama |
| 3. |
Brownsville, Texas |
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Augusta, Georgia |
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Jackson, Mississippi |
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New Orleans, Louisiana |
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Memphis, Tennessee |
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Cleveland, Ohio |
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Atlanta, Georgia |
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Detroit, Michigan |
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| A ) | Cities with the highest concentration of rednecks. |
| B ) | Cities with the nicest golf courses for the wealthy. |
| C ) | Most segregated cities in the United States. |
| D ) | Cities with the highest populations in need. |
| Hint: Trick question – choose “all of the above.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Playboy Publishes Final
Issue With Nudity
It's a 12-page spread featuring Hugh
Hefner frolicking in the buff. |
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