| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Hamilton to Remain on $10 Bill,
Due to Broadway Hit “Hamilton”
Twenty-five Hamiltons, then a six-month wait,
and you might get a chance to see it. |
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| Utah Governor Signs Resolution
Categorizing Pornography as
Public Health Hazard
Citizens asked to turn in all adult magazines,
DVDs, sex toys to his office. |
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| ART |
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New Evidence: Da Vinci May
Have Used Male Model for Mona Lisa
Women didn't smile enigmatically at that time. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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FBI Paid Over $1 Million to
Unlock iPhone
Hacker's identity unknown, although we do know
his mother told him not to spend it all in one place. |
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 Apple Stock Plunges on First
Revenue Drop in Over a Decade
People lining up outside Apple Stores to
return their iPhones. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Texas accepts which of the following as
sufficient proof of eligibility to vote? |
| A ) | State employee identification |
| B ) | Federal employee identification |
| C ) | Student identification |
| D ) | Concealed handgun permit |
| Hint: all real Americans carry concealed handguns. |
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| TRAVEL |
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You Can Now Monitor
Location of Checked Bags
With Smartphone App
As you arrive in Houston, you can watch
as your bags are unloaded in Miami. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Dutch Carpenter Hopes to Cross
Atlantic in 3000-Ton Replica of
Noah's Ark
Aims to prove Noah discovered America. |
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