| 1 ) | Insult a woman. |
| 2 ) | Insult all women. |
| 3 ) | Insult the woman who's
running against you for president. |
| 4 ) | Boast about sexually
assaulting women while being filmed. |
| 5 ) | Insult a Republican
war hero for being captured. |
| 6 ) | Insult the family of a war hero
who died protecting his men. |
| 7 ) | Say racist things, then say them
again and again. |
| 8 ) | Insult the competence and integrity
of Republican Secretaries of State in charge of elections. |
| 9 ) | Don't open campaign offices
in swing states. |
| 10 ) | Say nice things about Vladimir
Putin. |
| 11 ) | Insult all United States Generals
and diplomats. |
| 12 ) | Don't bother with fundraising. |
| 13 ) | Cheat on your taxes. |
| 14 ) | Brag about cheating on your
taxes on TV in front of 30 million taxpayers. |
| 15 ) | Go bankrupt a few times while
bragging about how rich you are. |
| 16 ) | Attack the media. |
| 17 ) | Insult a female journalist who is
moderating a debate in the crudest way possible. |
| 18 ) | Attack a Fox News TV journalist
moderating a debate as biased against you. |
| 19 ) | Promise to torture suspects. |
| 20 ) | Promise to torture suspects'
families. |
| 21 ) | Promise to get out of NATO. |
| 22 ) | Promise to deport 11 million
immigrants. |
| 23 ) | Threaten to sue all the women
who have said you sexually assaulted them. |
| 24 ) | Complain the election is rigged. |
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