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Revealed: Trump
Cartoon Superhero Series in Works Ten Years Ago
With his x-ray vision he could see through any swimsuit. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Study: Internet Undermining Our
Ability to Know What's True
Unlike old days, when you could just go to a barber shop. |
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| RELIGION |
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Fewer in U.S. Believe in God,
But More Believe in Afterlife
God: I should have given them bigger
brains. |
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| SPORTS |
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Highly Nationally Ranked Harvard Soccer
Team's Season Ends Abruptly Due to Players
Sexually Ranking Members of Women's Team
Follows similar scandal involving men's chess team. |
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| According to the Gallup poll,
the woman whom the largest percentage of
Americans admired most in 2015 for a record
20th time, including the last 14 years in a row is: |
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Beyoncé |
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B ) |
Angelina Jolie |
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C ) |
Oprah |
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D ) |
Barbara Bush |
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E ) |
Dolly Parton |
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F ) |
Lying Hillary |
| Hint: I'm
Hillary Clinton and I approve this message. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Global Warming
Blamed for Spectacular Autumn
Colors Lasting Longer
Air pollution blamed for achingly beautiful
sunsets. |
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