| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Tropical Storms Don, Hillary
Weaken
In the Sea of Metaphors. |
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Study: Mushrooms Safest
Recreational Drug
And an excellent source of fiber. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Elon Musk Plans 29-Minute
New York-to-DC Hyperloop
Would be godsend to handful of wealthy commuters,
once displacement of fifty-eight million residents
and boring of 200-mile tunnel is completed. |
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Artificial Intelligence Can Now
Figure Out Dish's Recipe From Photo
Coke formula, Special Sauce, eleven herbs and
spices no longer secrets. |
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| LAW |
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Trump Looks Into
Pardoning Himself
A circumstance the Founding Fathers
somehow never anticipated. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which of the following did
new White House Communications Director Anthony
Scaramucci not say Donald Trump can do? |
| A ) | Throw a
“dead spiral“ through a tire. |
| B ) | Swish free
throws while wearing a topcoat at Madison Square Garden. |
| C ) | Sink three-foot putts. |
| D ) | Govern. |
| Hint: He threw a perfect strike
once on opening day. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Mme. Tussaud's
Takes Down Bad Wax Statue of Beyoncé
Will replace it with bad wax statue of Rihanna. |
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