| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Japan: Company
Leasing Robot Buddhist Priests to
Perform Funerals
Available soon in Catholic, Jewish, Muslim,
and most Protestant denominations. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Six Flags Amusement Park
Removes Confederate Flag
Will now be known as Five Flags. |
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Boy Scouts Consider Adding Girls
And they won't be Girl Scouts. |
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| POLL |
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1 in 10 Americans Harbor Some
White Supremacist Views
But they keep it to themselves and their 18,000
followers on Facebook. |
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| LEISURE |
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 Chuck E. Cheese's
Phases Out Animatronic Band, Hoping to Attract More
Parents
Coming soon: animatronic strippers. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Opening night tickets to “Hamilton”
in Los Angeles are selling for $10,000 on StubHub, proving once again that: |
| A ) | There’s a sucker born every minute. |
| B ) | “Hamilton” is one of the
greatest plays in modern history. |
| C ) | We have a serious problem with
income inequality in this country. |
| Hint: Ferrari’s “entry-level” Portofino is selling
for $203,000. |
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| LAW |
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White House: All New Immigrants
Must Speak English
At least as well as Melania. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Macy's Announces
Change in Thanksgiving Parade
The Sheriff Joe Arpaio balloon has been dropped. |
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