| TECHNOLOGY |
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Michigan: City Created Just
For Self-Driving Vehicles
Only city in America without a Starbucks. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Twenty-Four More $635,000
MacArthur “Genius Grant”
Winners Announced
Runners-up receive board game version, $25 U.S. Savings Bond. |
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| HISTORY |
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New Research: Fall of the Roman Empire
Caused by Bubonic Plague
So much for barbarians, hubris. |
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| SPORTS |
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NASCAR Backs Trump on Protests
Hard to take a knee at 200 mph. |
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U.S. Fails to Qualify for World
Cup After Being Defeated by
Trinidad and Tobago
Complains, “Two against one isn't fair.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| Who said this, and to whom was it said? |
| “I’m the scariest motherfucker you’ll
ever have as an enemy in this town!” |
| A ) | Donald Trump to Bob Corker. |
| B ) | Satan to Jesus. |
| C ) | Harvey Weinstein to
reporter Ronan Farrow. |
| Hint: some people really hate bad publicity. |
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| MEDIA |
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Trump Threatens Revoking
NBC's Broadcast License
After overhearing rumor on “Fox & Friends.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Churchill's Cigar
Butt Sold for $12,000
To a very wealthy bum. |
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