| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Wiffle Ball, Paper Airplane,
Clue Inducted Into Toy Hall of Fame
Still waiting for that phone call: cardboard box. |
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| POLL |
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66% of Californians Disapprove
of Trump, 22% Approve
Other 12% in yoga classes. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Uber Announces
Plans to Develop Pilotless Electric Flying Taxis for
Los Angeles
New technology renders Trump's wall obsolete
well before construction even begins. |
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| HEALTHCARE |
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 Expect More
Changes to Health Insurance Costs (see diagram, right)
But it’s too soon to talk about single payer. |
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| CRIME |
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Spy Agency Reports CIA Link to Oswald
“Unfounded”
“We investigated ourselves and determined
that we were totally innocent,” they report. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Breathing New
Delhi Air Equivalent to Smoking 44 Cigarettes a Day
That's more than two packs a day for free,
a big savings for smokers. |
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