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Head of Republican Senatorial Campaign
Committee: If Moore Wins in Alabama,
He Should be Expelled “Because He Does
Not Meet the Ethical and Moral
Requirements of the United States Senate”
An extremely low bar, he adds. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Self-Driving Trucks in Our Future
Better than in our rearview mirror. |
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| ART |
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Recently Discovered
Da Vinci Painting Sells for Record
$450 Million at Auction
To an unnamed member of the Cabinet. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Trump Won’t Meet With Nobel
Prize Winners in Science
Says just thinking about it gives him a headache. |
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Americans Own 42% of
World's Guns
We sold the other 58% to foreigners. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Fill in the blank for this
anonymous quote from a woman who was sexually assaulted
by a powerful man but didn’t report the incident: “It’s also the
________ world, where predatory men are everywhere.” |
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A ) |
Business |
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B ) |
Sports |
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C ) |
Political |
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D ) |
Entertainment |
| Hint: D) Entertainment is
correct, but partial credit is given for any of the others. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Mnuchin, Wife
Show Off New Bills Bearing His Signature
Cash is for poor people, she quips. |
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