| TECHNOLOGY |
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Researchers Testing Robotic
Manta Ray
Next up: robotic scorpion. |
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Report: U.S. Has Microwave Weapon
To Use Against North Korea
It disables Kim Jong-un's microwave. |
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| EDUCATION |
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USDA: New Rules Let School Cafeterias
Skip Whole Grains, Serve Salty Food,
Sweetened Milk
Class war turning into war against children. |
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| SPORTS |
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MLB: Angels Sign "Babe Ruth of Japan,"
Hoping He'll Pitch and Hit Like Ruth
Not eat and drink like him. |
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Russian Team Barred From 2018
They'll have to pee in a lot of cups before they're
allowed back in. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| We erred when we reported that
Trump's legal argument for hijacking the Consumer Financial
Protection Bureau was being written by a lawyer who was
suing a payday lender on behalf of the CFPB. In fact it was
written by a lawyer for a payday lender being sued by the CFPB.
We regret any confusion caused by our mistake. |
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| RELIGION |
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Trump Doesn’t Invite A Single Jewish
Democratic Congressperson to White
House Chanukah Party
But insists some of his best friends
are Jewish Democrats. |
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 Pope Francis
Wants Word Change in Lord’s Prayer from
“Lead Us Not into Temptation”
Suggests instead, “Take a pass on the
temptation thing,” “Let somebody else lead
us into temptation,” or “Lord, let’s skip
temptation and get right into sin, big time.” |
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