| ART |
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 Scientists Use
Scanners on Picasso Paintings, Find Secrets
He Painted Over
Mostly models' phone numbers. |
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| LAW |
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Legal Ethics Professor: Lawyers
Are Not Allowed to Lie, With
Some Exceptions
Admits those who lie practice law,
those who can't, teach. |
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| SPORTS |
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College Basketball Rocked
By Major Scandal
FBI reveals players get only a couple of
thousand dollars while making millions
for their schools. |
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 Olympics End:
U.S. Results Disappointing
Trump calls for comprehensive doping
program by 2020. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Robert Mueller is closing in
on Donald Trump like: |
| A ) | Donald Jr. with
an AR-15 on a deer. |
| B ) | Jared Kushner and
a Russian gangster on a money laundering scheme. |
| C ) | A shark smelling
blood in the water. |
| D ) | Melania on a fur coat. |
| Hint: “all of the above”
is an acceptable option. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump's Notes for
Listening Session With Gun Victims Reminds Him to
Say “I Hear You”
Also (obscured) to say “no
collusion.” |
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