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China Removes
Term Limits, Allowing Xi Jinping to Serve for Life
Now we can redecorate, says Mrs. Jinping. |
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Interior's Zinke Tells Astonished
Senate Panel He Never Took
Private Jets Because Ones He
Flew on Have Propellers
Senators don't press him, fearful of what he might say next. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Wall Street Journal: Wells Fargo
Paid CEO Timothy Sloan $17.4 Million Last Year
One dollar for every customer he cheated. |
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Disneyland:
Happiest Place on Earth
Raises Prices
Needed to cover park employees' psychiatric counseling. |
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| MEDIA |
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Fox Airs Controversial O.J.
Simpson Interview, Based on
His Book, If I Did It
Plans similar interview with President Trump
about Russian collusion. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Studies: Incompetent Men More Often
Seen as Leaders Than Competent Women
Study based on results of last election. |
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Under Development:
Space Harpoon to Capture Space Junk
And bring it back to be buried in a landfill. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: When You Drink Bottled
Water You're Drinking Small Amounts of Plastic
Which can be recycled from your urine and
turned into another plastic bottle. |
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