| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Researchers Uncover Two
Hidden Pages of Sexual Writings in Anne Frank's
Diary
A film adaptation is in development starring Stormy Daniels. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Latest Advanced
Humanoid Can Pick Up Heavy Boxes and Place
Them on Shelves
Rendering most husbands obsolete. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Study: 94% of Teachers Spend Their
Own Money on School Supplies
And now they have to buy a gun. |
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| SPORTS |
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 PGA: Hawaiian
Open Won by Newcomer
After all the top players were burnt to a crisp. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Who said it? “Mormonism, Islam, Hinduism
lead people to an eternity of separation from God in Hell.” |
| A ) | Sitting Bull, in a critique of white man's religions. |
| B ) | Sam Harris, a prominent atheist. |
| C ) | Robert Jeffress, chosen to give the prayer
at the ceremony opening the new American embassy in Jerusalem. |
| Hint: He's a good Christian. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Report: Special Counsel
Looking Into 2013 Miss Universe Pageant in Moscow
And whether Miss Venezuela (above) won fair and square. |
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Republican Congressman:
Rising Sea Levels Due to
Rocks Falling Into Oceans
Many from out of his ears. |
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