| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robots Learning
Hand Gestures by Watching Hours of TED Talks
Learning different hand gestures by watching hours of porn films. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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94-Year-Old Ex-Guard at Nazi
Camp Being Tried in Juvenile
Court Because He Worked for
SS When He Was a Teenager
“It was just a summer job,” he tells judge. |
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| TRENDS |
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Americans Show They're Ready to
Elect Openly Gay Man as Governor
And openly mad man as President. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL: Browns Deny Report They
Want to Interview Condoleezza Rice for Head
Coach
Happy with their current coach, Elizabeth Dole. |
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| GAMES |
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New Zealander Wins World
Scrabble Championship With
“Grotian” and “Zonular”
Will Challenge Romulans in Universal
Championship on Alpha Centauri. |
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| Democrats won a huge victory in the
midterm elections and will now have commanding control
of the House of Representatives. What will they do with it? |
| A ) | Uncover the
massive corruption of the Trump Administration, issuing
subpoenas to those who participated in it or were privy
to the corruption. |
| B ) | Make good on
their campaign promises to protect Americans with pre-existing
conditions from losing their health care. |
| C ) | Fall to squabbling
among themselves as they compete for power and influence
in their own caucus. |
| Hint: when have empowered Democrats
ever NOT fallen to squabbling among themselves? |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Wisconsin: High
School Boys' Nazi Salute in Prom Pic Goes Viral
Incident already under investigation by
Heinrich Himmler High's principal. |
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