| TECHNOLOGY |
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Hyundai Reveals
Walking Car Concept
For people who have to drive but would rather walk. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Report: Ocean Warming Accelerating
Far More Rapidly Than Thought
You may want to hold off buying that hot tub. |
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Russian Orthodox Church Leader Warns
Antichrist Will Control Humans Through
Gadgets
Alexa, destroy the world. |
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| LAW |
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California Makes It Illegal to
Charge More for Car Insurance
Based on Gender
Rates can only be based on hair color,
shoe size, or taste in music. |
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| SPORTS |
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More Stars Turn Down Super Bowl
Because of Colin Kaepernick
League relents, offers to let Kaepernick sing
national anthem. |
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| CONSUMER
NEWS |
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Costco Selling 27-
Pound Tub of Macaroni and Cheese
That Lasts 20 Years
For a limited time, buy two, get one free. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Flat Earth Society
Schedules 2020 Cruise
I'm scared to death, says one. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Study: Smart Male
Budgies More Attractive to Females Than
Beautiful Male Budgies
Even more attractive: rich male budgies. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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President Dissolves Congress
Declares himself PRESIDENT-FOR-LIFE.
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