| PEOPLE |
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 Romney Admits His Alias on
Twitter is “Pierre Delecto”
It's the same one he uses at
KinkyThreesomes.com. |
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Snowden: Government Not Aware of
Any Intelligent, Extraterrestrial Life
Snowden not aware of any intelligent
terrestrial life. |
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| MEDIA |
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Study: Almost All Political
Tweets Come From Just
10% of Twitter Users
And they all live together in a large barracks
in Russia. |
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| BUSINESS |
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McDonald's Using AI to Determine
What Customers Want
Complex algorithm determines 300-pound
guy in pickup truck won't order salad. |
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 Trump International
Hotel for Sale For $500,000,000
Saudi Crown Prince offers $1.1 billion. |
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| SCIENCE |
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New Calculation Finds Universe Could
Be Much Younger Than Previously Thought
Lead scientist: “I hate to admit it, but it
looks like it only goes back about six
thousand years.” |
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Mars Once Had Salt Lakes
Similar to Those on Earth
But no sign of Mormons. |
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Study: Earth-Like Planets
May Be Common in Universe
And universe-like universes may be common. |
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 Scientists Teach
Rats to Drive Little Rat-Sized Cars
Next up: self-driving rat cars. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week, we mistakenly reported that
Former Defense Secretary Mattis said he would rather
“take acid” than allow President Trump to throw a
lavish military parade. He actually said “swallow
acid.” We apologize for the error. |
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